Thứ Sáu, 7 tháng 10, 2016

How to find an intrusment that will boost your brain

We talked about brain breaking, let's talk about preventing it from happening.

1) Guitar

Guitar cannot make your brain become stronger, but it will make your brain harder and more simple in progressing. You can not make the brain stronger in reading the number, but definately playing guitar can help you get more girl. More girls means more fun, the more fun you get the better role you play.

Lots of people afraid of playing guitar because they are too shy of being a star. Or their hands just dont want to get hurt and dirty. Black people do't play guitar, Mexican people do. Why? Because black people are people of guns and violent, and Mexican is the people of fucking pussy.

2) Trumpet

Don't get me wrong at anycost, Trumpet is not a toy of Trump. Donal J Trump has nothing to do in here. Trumpet is a very old European intrusment that often being played at Opera house. At the finest level of music, Trumpet always finds its place between other legends like piano or kola ( guitar has nothing to do in here ). The rythm and the flow of it is just too unique for electrical intrusment to copy.

Check out one little video here

Trumpet now is mostly used in funeral, military funeral most.

3) That's all baby

If you watch Simpson, you should remember that the daughter of Homer simpson play trumpet, and the other legend kids next door play guitar. So what do you pick my dear friend

P/S: for some of you might get interuped with things like how to find a good tutorial - find them via the wiki page about guitar, the wikia page about homer simpson, what a guitar need - a good overdrive pedal - the list of best overdrive pedal, how to find a trumpet.

How to find most awesome films that blow your fucked head up

In the last post, I talked about Shameless. Just wondering if I can talk about something new in this post lol.

V for Vendetta is like Bernie Sander revolution - It's to create a people's revolution - not to create justice and fairy tale.

Why does this film blow your head up? I should have mention a little bit about the film here:

V open a future - which is full of Hitler copy cat - just one thing the leader doesn't look as badass as Hitler. He's just a liar, a fucking selfish thing that looks like Donald Trump. He control everything and by his evil actions - he accidently created V.

V is a man who lost his mind. He got out of prision and planned to revenge.

V succeed, but he lost his life. On the way to his revenge he found love of his life. Everyone remember him - but only one remember him as a real HIM.

Dont think that he was like Bernie, but all the thing he did is not so different than what B has done. He only think about the people, about the revolution. With the his talent, his commitment he can even be a succesful business man. But he chose to be a terroist.

If this one is still not hard enough, let's talk about OldBoy. Forget the remake of 2013, we are talking about the 2003 korean version.

Okay stop. I just dont want to talk about films anymore. Does film come with music? Yes they come together. We will not just blame them for the head breaking thing, but remember to mention the music too.

Thứ Năm, 6 tháng 10, 2016

What to do when the level of bullshit is just too high?

I bet that some of you have read this title before, and even thousands of time. People talk about how to deal with bullshit all the day. So to be honest - how to fuck all those thing at once?

It's hard. but not impossible you dumpass. At first let me talk little bit about bullshiting people.

BS people are the people who never get into anything but fucking around and take people's attentions. They never let anyone get into their head but their fucking selfish mindset.

You dont believe me? Have you ever heard of Frank Gallagher from Shameless?

Yeah, he is the most famous BS from the South side. He fucked up everything from his daughter's wedding to his son's life. His love of life is Bianaca which had commited suicide while they were together. She has very nice tits jeezuz. After the dead of her he even masturbated in front of her grave. This guy is increribly sick. And I love him - the most interesting bullshit man in the world.

He is very cute, I have to admit. And one of the mose favorite thing about him is he able to break up anything in front of his eyes, he breakup with the old drunk wife. He fucked with the doctor, he even fuck the Karen - jeezus I just love Karen you know - she is damn hot.

Lips just fail in love with her, and then his father fucked her, that was bad.

Frank fucked Bianca - that was great.

Frank got 2nd liver - and he got fucked.

Frank is the American Dream - and he is a fucked Bullshit